When revolution comes to Britain: A report from a "reliable source"

Britain is on a razor's edge today as heavily armed militia aligned to the rebel Labour Party occupied the Conservative strongholds of Hammersmith and Fulham overnight.

The invasion took residents of this normally peaceful borough by surprise. Maggie Smith, 85, proprietor of Hectic Hat Hire on Munster Road, said she was opening the shop when she heard what sounded like thunder.

"Inearly soiled my drawers. It was a clear day, so I knew it wasn't thunder. It could only have been a short-range...