It made me laugh so I stole it

I was perusing the internet yesterday and I found this post:
http://ticklecityaward.com/2010/09/e-books-ways-to-make-them-better/#comment-22119
and thought it was so funny I had to share.
I especially like number 1.  Who doesn't have book like this?  Luckily, I don't think anyone is working on making this technology a reality.  Well, maybe there's an app for that:)