Ready To Laugh? YOU NEED TO READ THIS. P.J. Jones' Spoof On Romance!

SKY: PJ, tell us a bit about this cover
PJ: Well, luckily for FLABIO, he was awarded the chance to be on the cover of ROMANCE NOVEL after doing a good deed, but you'll have to read all the way to chapter sixteen without burning your ereader to find out why. I asked my cover artist to put FLABIO in a kilt, because he'd already ripped his pirate shirt and men in kilts usually sell more books. Usually, FLABIO models for laxative and domestic violence advertisements, so we didn't want to use the shots with him in the wife-beater and ripped jeans. Rather, we cropped a shot of him standing on a scale and pasted a kilt over his XXL boxers.
SKY: OMG, can't stop chuckling. Flabio! Too much. Laxative and domestic violence ads?! *snorts* Suppose somebody has to step up to the plate, eh? Ohhh, that poor kilt. Has this cover won any awards yet?
PJ: Well, not yet, but FLABIO is really hoping for a shot at winning RT's Mr. Romance, 2011, so I suppose I'd better enter his cover in a few contests.
SKY: LOL. Still laughing. Thanks for starting my Monday off right PJ!
Read a HOT LOVE SCENE from Romance Novel HERE.
A little bit about ROMANCE NOVEL…
Smella Rosepetal must find a millionaire husband to finance her baby's heart transplant. She flies home to her deputy father's ranch in Pitchforks, Texas, where she falls in love with Deadward Forest, a wealthy environmentalist vampire.
When a deranged murderer is on the loose in Pitchforks, killing romance heroines, Deadward assumes Smella would be safer without him. Smella turns to her childhood friend, Snake Long, for comfort. But Snake doesn't have the money to save her baby, so Smella places herself in peril in a desperate hunt for a rich husband.
Time is running out for Smella's baby, and she must escape the Australian Outback, then face down Flabio, an overweight and disgruntled, aspiring cover model, plus enraged vampire wives and their homosexual, vampire, cowboy husbands, a jealous were-gerbil, James Bond, a drunk rodeo clown and Smella's strange boyfriend who wants to drain her blood, yet is repulsed by her smell.
Purchase ROMANCE NOVEL at Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
Check out PJ's blog, PJ Jones' Ramblings- Unicorns, Tampons and Other Girly Things . Join Jones on Facebook. Learn more about PJ's cover artist, Tamra Westberry, HERE.
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Cheers~Sky
Published on April 24, 2011 19:47
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