A Riddle Me That And This To Make Some Hiss!
The cat will make you all think today as I go on a rhyming riddle display. Did you know riddles can rhyme? They can when the cat gives them a chime.
This one is easy,
I should be breezy.
I'll give you some glories.
What building has the most stories?
This one can thrill,
Your pocket it can fill.
Is an older one hundred dollar bill,
Worth more than a newer one from a till?
This one can be done on Mars.
Railroad crossing without any cars.
Can you spell that without any Rs?
Don't ask drunks at bars.
So on to math.
I know it may get wrath.
How do you make number one disappear,
By adding to it, dear?
You want to go to sleep?
Okay, but before you dream deep,
During what month do people sleep the least?
Hint: it has a nasty stinky beast.
Let's give a cheer,
From month to year.
How many seconds are in a year?
You can answer without fear.
This one is easy.
It may also be cheesy.
What is between Heaven and Earth?
Did you find something of worth?
You just lost your friend.
You search to the world's end.
You finally find them in view.
What's the first thing you do?
Did you get the one about heaven?
Now we'll go with seven.
How do you make seven even?
No don't go leavin.
If ten men took ten hours to build a wall,
Finishing it all,
How long would five men take to finish the same wall?
Back to math at my hall.
There you are. Get them all at my sand bar? Did I make your brain explode? Hey, have to keep you in thinking mode. Good for the brain. No need to thank me for your brain pain. I am done with riddles in mass. I am just a riddle me this little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
This one is easy,
I should be breezy.
I'll give you some glories.
What building has the most stories?
This one can thrill,
Your pocket it can fill.
Is an older one hundred dollar bill,
Worth more than a newer one from a till?
This one can be done on Mars.
Railroad crossing without any cars.
Can you spell that without any Rs?
Don't ask drunks at bars.
So on to math.
I know it may get wrath.
How do you make number one disappear,
By adding to it, dear?
You want to go to sleep?
Okay, but before you dream deep,
During what month do people sleep the least?
Hint: it has a nasty stinky beast.
Let's give a cheer,
From month to year.
How many seconds are in a year?
You can answer without fear.
This one is easy.
It may also be cheesy.
What is between Heaven and Earth?
Did you find something of worth?
You just lost your friend.
You search to the world's end.
You finally find them in view.
What's the first thing you do?
Did you get the one about heaven?
Now we'll go with seven.
How do you make seven even?
No don't go leavin.
If ten men took ten hours to build a wall,
Finishing it all,
How long would five men take to finish the same wall?
Back to math at my hall.
There you are. Get them all at my sand bar? Did I make your brain explode? Hey, have to keep you in thinking mode. Good for the brain. No need to thank me for your brain pain. I am done with riddles in mass. I am just a riddle me this little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Published on May 12, 2016 03:00
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