The Hypocrisy of Modern Civilization

Once, there was a young boy, who was barraging his father with many bizarre questions.  "Dad, who is the boss of this house?" The father was caught off guard. "Well, son...I am the boss of this household." The boy nodded. "But, when you are at work? Who is the boss of this house then?" "When I am at work, your mother is of course the boss of this house," explained the father. "What about when mother is not home? Who is the boss of the house?" The father was trying his best to patiently answer