A Million Flaming Cups of Sock Puppets

Ah, internet… how would we have flame wars with pseudonyms and fake autobiographies without you?

Unless you've been living under a rock (me! me!) you've probably heard that Scott Adams (creator of the comic Dilbert, which I never understood) has been blasting people on his forums for criticizing him. Hey, everyone has that right. It's their website and they can defend it if they like. That wouldn't be an issue normally (Jim Baen, founder of Baen Books, was famous for DaGin Balling (and...