The grass mowing contest is already over

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I’ve been hesitant to share this news because I know it’s bound to disappoint fellow idlers who look upon me and my buddy as the Frazier-Ali of laziness, two heavyweights when it came to avoiding lightweight work.



Our competition was heated, but never bitter.



We never come to blows because we never come to mows.



Yes, it’s that time of year when Paul and I engage in our