Humour in the face of death, part 11

I need some advice: how do you get someone dying from cancer to take a crap? Thing is, morphine blocks up the system and my father has never been the best crapper. He likes to hang on so that he is full of shit. We usually cop it in the verbal form.

He was advised to take up to 6 laxatives a day and promptly decided that they were no good and stopped taking them. The result: a week of buildup. And a massively distended bowel that worried the doctor in the untrasound the other day.

With concerns ab