Endgame

Rolling down the street smoking endo:

— Girls don't start out more nervous than boys, but they end up that way.

— "Drink alcohol. Quite a bit. Mostly bourbon."

— Is it really true that lots of people work in offices where they make you use Internet Explorer? There ought to be a law.

— Tim Pawlenty isn't sure if homosexuality is a health risk.

— Everyone knows that heterosexuality is a leading risk factor for cooties.

— The quotidian militarization of American foreign policy.

— The only solution to our oil problem is to use less oil.

For 4/20, it's The Gourds' cover of "Gin and Juice".