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A little over a month ago, I applied to be a freelance writer for the Onion News Network. This involved a fairly extensive and time consuming application process, but I was glad to give it a good shot. A few days ago, I found out I didn't get the job, which was a bit disappointing, but not terribly surprising, as I'm sure competition was tough, plus part of the application process involved writing a script, which is an area in which I have little to no experience. Heck, I don't have much come