the best part o' waitin' for your dude to come out o/t bathroom are the people who assume you haven't bothered to check the lock on the door
#also these walls are made out of fur
#maybe i ate too much. maybe i drank too much.
#also maybe this beard is getting out of hand
#oh, raekwon…
#and then the clothes dryer caught fire. #
thatsonewaytodryyourclothes in other news i used a fire extinguisher for the first time.
#"the (my street) command is terminated." – the fire dept, declaring our house fire-free.
#homeless man adds david bowie to freddie mercury and kermit the frog for your pleasure
http://t.co/XNFJ4hz #sorry, game of thrones: i am excited to watch you even though i have never even seen any of your books. but too much work to do tonight.
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Published on April 18, 2011 09:15