"You're Tracy Jordan! Hulk Hogan called you a dirt bag. The NAACP once hired someone to kill..."

""You're Tracy Jordan! Hulk Hogan called you a dirt bag. The NAACP once hired someone to kill you. You wore a penis hat to Princess Diana's funeral. You were the worst and you can be again, you just have to go out there and remind people who you really are. Go trash a hotel room. Expose yourself to Elmo. Visit O.J. in jail again. Attack the Lincoln Memorial with a hammer.""

- Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Episode 519, I Heart Connecticut.