The Bazooka Bubble Gum Jump Rope Song

My 9 year old niece and her friends came up with this gem. (laughs)

My mom, my mom gave me a penny, to go see my friend Jenny, but I don't see no Jenny. I bought myself some bubble gum. Bazooka-zooka bubble gum! Bazooka-zooka bubble gum!

My mom, my mom gave me a nickle, to go buy a pickle, but I don't buy no pickle. I bought myself some bubble gum. Bazooka-zooka bubble gum! Bazooka-zooka bubble gum!

My mom, my mom gave me a dime, to go buy a lime, but I don't buy no lime. I bought myself some bubble gum. Bazooka-zooka bubble gum! Bazooka-zooka bubble gum!

My mom, my mom gave me a quarter to go across the border, but I don't cross no border. I bought myself some bubble gum. Bazooka-zooka bubble gum! Bazooka-zooka bubble gum!

My mom, my mom gave me a looney, to go see George Clooney, but I don't see no Clooney. I bought myself some bubble gum. Bazooka-zooka bubble gum! Bazooka-zooka bubble gum!

I heard this song over two damn weeks ago. Yes. I still have it in my head. Now it's your turn (laughs)
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Published on March 28, 2011 14:36
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