Lines I wish I'd written

Abstract and I have been working our way through the first two seasons of True Blood.  (Incidentally, that sometimes creates an odd surfeit of contradictory vampires for me, because I'm currently watching Buffy Season 4 with Gloworm and Angel Season 1 with Sparkler.  And recently I've been reading the Sookie Stackhouse books, too, which means I get a whole lot of not just contradictory vampires, but the same characters from the True Blood world acting out totally different storylines.)

Anyway, we watched the Season Two finale last night.  The whole show has some great writing and fabulous characters (I love what they've done with Lafayette – so much better than his book character!), but last night had some stand-out funny lines.

Abstract's favourite was "If a tree falls in the forest, it's still a tree, right?"  Mine was "You're the maid of honour.  You have to lick the egg."