Notes To Self

Never say - to anyone -
"I don't know how you do it."
Chances are they don't either
And being reminded of this
Annoys them greatly.


With this in mind
Especially
Do not say this to yourself
For then you will be both
Annoyed
And existentially confused
Because
Six impossible things before breakfast
Isn't really that impressive
Given last week's calender

Do not forget
Self
That any system that is wholly dependent upon the goodwill of one person
To function optimally
Is inherently flawed.
As such
You are not required...