The Monsters in Your Teeth

Microkhan Jr. stunned us yesterday by yelping out "Elmo!" upon seeing the ubiquitous monster on Sesame Street. That incident has got us thinking about how brands weasel their way into young minds, a train of thought that in turn led us to dig up the classic Crest commercial above. We've been Crest-loyal for years because we saw these as wee bairns, and we're totally creeped out by the prospect of drill-wielding beasts attacking our molars. Show this to your young'uns, then watch 'em run screamin