Needed: Jumper Cables

So you might have noticed I'm not blogging lately. Know what else I'm not doing? Writing. Not editing, planning, plotting, researching (random research doesn't count), or brainstorming either.

I hate it. I feel…dead. Worse. I feel undead. Zombie horde, I am in you!

Grrr! Argh!

*cough*

So anyway. When I'm not writing I'm here (for a given value of "here"), but I don't know why. I'm not even really here. My soul is somewhere else. Or something like that–I don't know. I can't think straight. I'm...