Oops, starting with "F"

I have really skrewed up. I've been waiting for the April A - Z challenge since I heard about a couple of months ago, except when I read it I thought it started on April 20th. I got suspicious when I started reading other people's post who had labeled them with an alphabetic number. I looked, again, at the logo. The 20, was for 2011. I thought the '11' was exclamation marks, so I've failed before I began. Well, I'm going to do it anyway. Maybe I won't get the satisfaction of starting from "A,...