A Normal Human

Okay, via Harry Connelly’s blog, this kind of creepy OkCupid profile:

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Beast-Flesh and how often I must consume it to sustain myself.

My love for my fellow humans, whom I would never harm.

Riiight. I’d definitely feel safe messaging this Normal Human. Click through and read the whole thing.

Question: Does this profile count as a story?

I think it does.