SlapChop Guy Blazing New Trails in Harrassment

Anna North writes up an exciting new lawsuit in which Vince Shlomi, the SlapChop guy (or, as Jezebel would have it, the "ShamWow guy"), is sued by his former assistant who alleges he:

— He stalked her ex-boyfriend and watched her with binoculars.

— He offered to pay her to sleep in his bed.

— He also offered her $20,000 and a trip around the world for her eggs.

— He called her a "bitch" and a "cunt" because she "would not tell him the 'secret formula' that he claims existed for her to like him in a romantic manner."

— When she wouldn't show him a text he thought was from a man, he fired her.

Say what you will about the guy, but this egg-buying offer seems like that rarest of rarities—a genuinely novel form of sexual harassment.