The Schmuck That Quacks Like A Duck!
You have probably heard it a time or two. You could make 100K a year doing such and such at your zoo. Or some other sum that is large. It is usually shouted by the nut in charge.
You could make a ton.
100K with a yearly run.
Come and join our crew.
100K may be in view.
Pffft to you.
Whether 100, 250, or 50K at ones zoo,
You are full of crap,
With what you flap.
Sure, you could.
Not saying you would,
But you could.
Your lingo is understood.
The bum on the street corner could.
Just needs enough cans in their hood.
A garbage man could too.
Maybe finds cash thrown away from some zoo.
A thief could as well.
They may get damned to hell.
But they could steal.
Hey, it's still work to go through such an ordeal.
The lotto ticket buyer,
Could reach even higher.
Chances aren't great,
But 100K could easily be on their plate.
The inventor in his cave,
May be crazy with a rant and rave,
But he could as well.
Ringing that 100K bell.
The poor pitiful me,
With some sappy story about falling from a tree,
Can get 100K on gofundme.
Easy as can be.
A cat could make it.
Have some grumpy fit.
Boom, 100K is in hand.
Isn't life grand?
Anyone could.
Not that anyone would.
But anyone could.
So shove it at your hood.
Could you make 100K this year? That would sure bring cheer. Hey, you could. Not saying you will in your hood. But you could. Is the could understood? The cat will now go eat some grass which could cause $100 bills to come out my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You could make a ton.
100K with a yearly run.
Come and join our crew.
100K may be in view.
Pffft to you.
Whether 100, 250, or 50K at ones zoo,
You are full of crap,
With what you flap.
Sure, you could.
Not saying you would,
But you could.
Your lingo is understood.
The bum on the street corner could.
Just needs enough cans in their hood.
A garbage man could too.
Maybe finds cash thrown away from some zoo.
A thief could as well.
They may get damned to hell.
But they could steal.
Hey, it's still work to go through such an ordeal.
The lotto ticket buyer,
Could reach even higher.
Chances aren't great,
But 100K could easily be on their plate.
The inventor in his cave,
May be crazy with a rant and rave,
But he could as well.
Ringing that 100K bell.
The poor pitiful me,
With some sappy story about falling from a tree,
Can get 100K on gofundme.
Easy as can be.
A cat could make it.
Have some grumpy fit.
Boom, 100K is in hand.
Isn't life grand?
Anyone could.
Not that anyone would.
But anyone could.
So shove it at your hood.
Could you make 100K this year? That would sure bring cheer. Hey, you could. Not saying you will in your hood. But you could. Is the could understood? The cat will now go eat some grass which could cause $100 bills to come out my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Published on May 05, 2016 03:00
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