The Fiver | No point making a fuss

In today’s Fiver: Manchester City, taxpayers’ money, and hyperhidrosis

In scenes reminiscent of the time Arthur Pewty told the marriage guidance councillor to stop messing around with his wife, Manchester City marched purposefully into the Bernabéu on Wednesday night, were told to go away, and complied with a cheery right-o. They left the place exactly as they found it. No point making a fuss. Not least because there’s always next year. “We go again!” is the brave battle cry of City keeper Joe Hart, reading aloud from the Big Book of Stirring Soccer Oratory, published in April 2014 and authored by one $ Mbe. Joe should probably put the book down.

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