Term Break, Day 1

Scene: Master bedroom. Mother getting dressed. It is approximately 7:30am. Enter Thing 1 and Thing 2 Thing 2: 'addy says I 'pike the garden. Thing 1: Yes. Then I water the little, little holes. Then the grass will get really green. Mother: Oh, if you wanted it green why didn't you just paint it? Thing 1 frowns: But I'm not allowed to paint in these [clothes]. True. 5 min later…There is screaming in the distance, rapidly coming closer to the master bedroom. Enter Thing 2: I 'pike myself. Throws herself onto the floor and removes shoe. Offers baby toe. No...