But is it Art? (in colloquial terms, WTF) part 12

We go to gallery openings because 1. We want to know what's going on in the arts and culture scene. (Pag-uusyoso) 2. Some of the artists are our friends. (Chismisan) 3. Some of the gallery owners are our friends. (Sosyalan) 4. Free booze always tastes good. (Inuman) 5. We can go to dinner afterwards and [...]