"Can't Lose for Winning."

Dear Hollywood,

A TV show pitch for FX, Showtime or HBO...

"Can't Lose for Winning."

An entertainment executive (Jason Bateman) spends his days baby-sitting and problem-solving for a drug-addicted, narcissistic actor (Will Arnet) who gets fired from his wildly popular television show but becomes even more popular than ever.

Boom. You're welcome.