Revege of the Cobra (Kai)

Felt weird to leave my political thoughts atop the blog for the weekend—I know you come here for more off-the-beaten-path fare, since my smarter fellow travelers already have that beat covered. So I'm gonna outro from this crazy week with a quick lil' Bad Movie Friday entry: the Pat Morita death scene from 1999′s beyond-dreadful King Cobra. What bothers me here isn't Morita's scenery chewing, but rather the proportion error: How could fangs those big make such small incisions on a human neck?