It's April, Fool!

Yeah, it's April Fool's Day. I'm not participating.

Call me a spoilsport, but my inbox has been flooded with people telling me that they are moving (Piper, you can't move if you guys own the only successful business in town!), are pregnant (four dozen men and women alone… the hell are they putting in the water these days?) or are in love with me (my guy pals need to knock it off… it's a little creepy). I don't like messing with people like that, simply because I am a gullible person who...