NIPPLES ARE IMPORTANT TO A MAN: 5 RANDOM PASSAGES FROM "HORSE LATITUDES"

2) Chester aimed the telescope at her. He focused in on the left breast. Looked at that one for a while, then switched to the other. Such perfect breasts. And nipples. Nipples were important to a man. Ah, little Becky Muldoon. Bless her heart. All of sixteen and already built like a brick shit house. Since she'd taken to sunbathing topless, air traffic in the area had increased ten thousand percent. Pilots out of Kennedy had rerouted their flight patterns so that they now passed directly over the Muldoon house during takeoffs and landings, and derigibles and hot air baloons routinely buzzed the place. Ah, Becky Muldoon. What a girl . . .


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