Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Plot

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Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Plot

Seriously, where do I even begin…how about I tell the story like the movie does. Enjoy…

Oh look - the Death Eaters are flying around London, but then they blast into Diagon Alley and and kidnap Olivander and destroy the wand shop. But why would they do that? Oh wait, let's make one of the bridges in London fall into the Thames. Why? Stop asking, let's just move on.

Oh look Harry is sitting in a diner. A muggle diner. Reading the wizarding world's newspaper. Oh a