You know China is becoming a second home when …

Usually these sorts of comments begin with ‘you you’ve been too long in [place name] name when …’, but I prefer, ‘you know [place name] is becoming a second home when …’ So: China. You know it is becoming a second home when:

You think that paying more than 5 dollars for a meal is a rip-off. You do not bat an eyelid when the country woman with whom you are speaking spits on the footpath. You think nothing of going for a run outside when the air quality index registers ‘hazardous’ (PMI 2.5 300...