Would you like a free vampire novelette?

I'm trying to drum up five more sales on Smashwords before the end of April. It's a small number, but I'm not finding the sales I need. So, I will try an incentive. If I can get five more sales (any title, provided it's not a free title) before April 1st, I will release the next Vicky the Vampire story, Stark Raving Bonkers, for free. If I don't get those sale, Vicky's book won't be released until this summer, at which point it will be 0.99 cents.

Blood Relations and A Job Interview With a Vampire have been very popular with readers, so it seems like I have a few vampire fans because of Vicky's brash and cheerful attitude. I'm glad y'all like Vicky so much, and I will be happy to give y'all a free Vicky the Vampire story if you will just help me out with a little financial push to help me meet a few minor expenses. Thanks in advance to anyone who buys books in the next two days.