What need does a man have of the hair on his head?

If he grows it long, he looks like a woman. If he puts it into a pony-tail, no one is fooled. He is is either going bald or clinging to some past glory.

A man, a grown man, actually, has no need of hair, unless it is facial.

Men, I’m sorry, have facial hair. In some way. In some capacity. If you’re a man and you don’t, then you’re a little girl or little boy.

Too bad your job calls you that, but then, you’re easier to control. Little boys and little girls are readily parented.

Grow that shit out. Comb it. Strut around. You’re a man, for Christ sake!