You ARE the Weakest Link

Laura: Did you read my chapter yet?

Lisa: No, I'm still editing the old stuff.

Laura: Great. You're probably going to hate it.

Lisa: Probably. I'm really hungry and hunger makes me angry.

Laura: Just eat something.

Lisa: No. I'm going to lose the last of this baby weight before May.

Laura: Will you please eat something before you read my chapter? I don't want to be the weak link.

Lisa: Whatever. I'm the weak link. You had to completely rewrite my lame first chapter. Remember?

Laura: True.

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Laura: Huh?

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Laura: What's going on over there?

Lisa: Oops, sorry. Just passed out due to hunger.

Laura: Awesome. So glad you own the WIP document right now. That's just great.

Lisa: Don't mess with me. I'll eat your face. Seriously.

Laura: Dare I even ask if you've thought of anything for the blog tomorrow?

Lisa: I'm too hungry to think.

Laura: I'm just posting this convo, ok?

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Laura: I'll take that as a yes.