Dear David: Paranormal Advice from Vampire David Hilliard

This column is for entertainment purposes.  I make no claim to therapeutic expertise.  I have only the common sense that comes with living over a hundred years.  Welcome to the dark.

–David

Dear David,

I've met an incredible man.  Actually he's a vampire.  He has everything–good looks, manners, money, and a generous spirit where I'm concerned.  I've fallen in love with him.  The problem is, I don't want to fall.  He wants me to become a vampire too.  What should I do?

In Love

Dear In Love,

You didn't say how long you've known him.  If there's anything a vampire has it's time.  Use it to get to know him better before making a decision for your eternity.

A tip off:  If he's warm to the touch, then you're true lifemates–made for each other.  If not, then it like any other relationship that could last a long time or not at all.  Are you willing to be a vampire without him?

If you have any other questions, please, email again.

David

Dear David,

Is there any supernatural way of improving the flower bloom in my garden?  Someone told me that I need to attract pixies.  Is that true?  How do I do that?

Gardening Gladys

Dear Gardening Gladys,

Yes, it is true.  Pixies are attracted by the same birdfeeders used to attract hummingbirds.  Get a hummingbird feeder and you'll have pixies too.  Your flowers will bloom like crazy. 

David 

If you have a question for me, email me at NightsofPassionblog@gmail.com and put Attention David in the subject line.  Now my sweets, I'm off.  The night is young and the shadows of the forest deep.

–David Hilliard

–Susan Hanniford Crowley

David's story can be found in The Stormy Love Life of Laura Cordelais

http://www.susanhannifordcrowley.com

 

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