FORK ME!

My best bud send me a celebration present as she does for every book release (for Chimera she gave me a stuffed ferret. For other books she sent me slightly more evil things) For this Cal book: BLACKOUT…if you don't know the fork story within BLACKOUT, too late for you. I'm spoilin' and t'aint no one can stop me. She sent me five forks with engraving on them. I wanted to send a picture but no matter what light you use (natural or flash) you just can't see more than a third of the engraving. So I will describe.

The first says: A fork in a puck is worth two in a hand and has a tiny fist clutching a fork with a drop of blood

#2: Forks don't kill people…unless you're Cal

#3: Niko could kill you with a *spoon*

#4: Who needs a Glock when you have flatware?

#5: WMD (a rocket) weapon of mass dining (and a picture of a nuclear explosion)

River, you are the best friend who never stabbed me with a fork. Daryl thanks for the engraving.