Historical Pitch Session 7

Evil Editor scoffed as he pushed the stone tablets off his desk.

"Your manuscript is fundamentally flawed on too many levels. I could never publish this. For starters, the word count it way too low. This isn't even a short story."

"But it's-" the author stood up to interject.

"Don't interrupt me." Evil Editor cocked his fist back. In the early days, he was much more evil. The author whimpered and sat back down. "Second, you're pitching this as some kind of memoir, when it's just a list of stuff. Wh