Bedlam at Gate 10

Hi! I am stuck in the Atlanta Airport (Gate E10, to be exact) after being stuck at the Key West airport for approximately four hours earlier today with an entire Cub Scout Troop.

(I felt so sorry for the troop leader, I wanted to offer him a Vicodin. But then I was like, "Oh, no, if he's out of it, then who will protect the rest of us from them?")

And now my bag is lost. And I am losing battery power on my laptop as I write this. And there are no more plugs. And I have a bunch of stuff due,