Life FAIL

Yesterday at coffee shop:



Me: la la la, working on SWEETLY outline
Waiter: la la la, let me refill your diet coke.
Me (3 hours later): Wow, six handwritten pages! Time to leave.
Me: *rustles in purse for credit card*
Me: *rustle?*
Me: *rustle rustle?!?*
Me (to self): omg I have no card or money and I will have to wash dishes omg
Waiter: Ready to pay?
Me: Um...I...I...I have to run to my car. I’ll leave my notes and sunglasses here, be right back!
Me: *calls GDB* OMG YOU HAVE TO LEND ME $20 NOW I’LL BE AT