Press Release: Book Policy Adjustment

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:  1889 Labs today announced it has changed its mind about the consumption of its books — especially the evolving crime novel Fission Chips — and is henceforth revoking all public reading rights to its catalogue.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time, having an audience," said Smithers Winston, president-in-chief of 1889 Labs.  "But when you really think about it, if people can read what you've written, they might feel some sense of satisfaction, which goes against our corp