Brevity Is the Soul of Wit, And What I Mean by That, in No Uncertain Terms Is...

Who's up for something fun that might brighten up your Tuesday AND win you an advanced copy of If You Were Here? I may have just the thing! A couple of years ago I ran contest - to win, you had to tell me something silly or quirky about yourself. I don't recall the specifics, but I still remember some of your answers, like how one girl applies exactly eleven strokes of deodorant to each arm every day. Everyone had a great time reading the entries so I'm doing it again today. For the details: Tell me something about yourself that most people don't know in one hundred words or less. (Brevity's appreciated.) I'm NOT looking for your painful secrets, rather I'd just like to hear something unique about you. We're not doing the random number generator today. Since Fletch and I will be picking the winner, your answer matters - be creative! One entry per IP address and contest ends tonight at 6:00 PM. Winner will be announced as soon as I finish going through all the entries. Cool? Fun? Yes? If I were entering, I'd write about my Drawer of Shame I mentioned last week. But if you need another example, here's my brush with hoarding. I'm obsessively brand-loyal to a couple of things and I go a little bananas when I don't have them. So, my basement is full of the products I've been stockpiling: Kleenex infused with Vicks, real light bulbs (none of that fluorescent bullshit...