Captain Disability to the Rescue?

With complete seriousness, I told my wife, "My next book will be a true story about how I got cured of chronic back pain. I might title it 'Captain Disability and His Super Impaired Friends.'" Making the most distorted face she could manage, my wife cried, "Oh, that's terrible! It's stupid and offensive." Without missing a beat, I replied, "How about 'Captain Disability and His Lovely Wife