Addendum: "Reverend" Storms

Here's a wonderful update that includes the "Reverend" Grant Storms' hilarious denials, complete police report, and the tantalizing possibility (in comments) that he held today's press conference in the parking lot of a motel because his wife kicked him out and refused to make bail for him, which would also explain why he spent two nights in jail. I haven't enjoyed the news this much since the Saints won the Super Bowl.