You Might Be a Writer If --

Okay, I know many others have done this but I thought I'd take a stab at it.

You might be a writer if:

You ever asked the question, "Who ate the first lobster?" I mean who looked at that creepy, monster-like crustacean and said, "Um that would be good with a little drawn butter?"

Your child is undergoing a spinal tap and instead of holding her hand you're taking notes.

You have already given birth twice but decide to do it again for research purposes and this time without drugs so you can get the f