POTATO MOON, Part 69, "In Which the Author Neglects to Make Use of the Obvious Innuendo," by Erin Kelly

NOTE FROM PAD:  For those of you who are wondering where you are on the queue, be aware that we have JUST gotten to the people who sent their "Count me in" emails on day 2 of the initial announcement.  That's how many people volunteered on day 1.  (Even more, ...