You’ll Be Okay

I recognize that if you are inclined to believe Caitlyn Jenner wants to rape your daughter in the bathroom, and Josh Duggar is a great catch, you probably aren’t reading my blog. I recognize that if [you have stumbled across this page and] you are inclined to believe that you can only trust cisgender heterosexuals, nothing I write will change your mind. I know I am preaching to the choir. But what a choir it is!

And since you all love to sing, I’d like us to learn a song together. If we are a...