Words William Shakespeare DID NOT Event, as We Celebrate (Wait, That Really Feels Like the Wrong Verb) His Death 400 Years Ago

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Inappropriate

Creepilyinappropriate

Morbidandthensome

Morethanslightlycreepilyinappropriateandmorbid

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Seriouslywhenwasthelasttimeyouhadapartyofanykindtocommemoratethedateonwhichsomeonedied

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