The Stoatglobules Palpitator

Pendulum Stoatglobules is best known for her invention of one of the greatest boons to modern Western civilisation. As we all know, the Stoatglobules Palpitator has brought many a smile to women’s faces all over the Western world. Thus, it has done much to halt the decline in long-term relationships and even marriage that is now taking place in most of the leading nations (and Canada).

Of course, there have long been certain lady’s relaxation devices on the market, but it is only in relativel...