What do you call a Republican who smokes pot? A Libertarian.

Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s 4/20 and I am in a park with all these people and it’s warm and nice, and every last one wants to smoke me up. I get blitzed after only two hits because I’m such a lightweight, but since it’s 4/20, I am going to shoot for three.

“You know you’re stoned when you go to brush something off your shoulder and it’s the floor.”  - Robin Williams