Not Just The Mutts In Their Ruts!

The cat has seen it in you humans time and time again. Some really scare me at my den. I run far far away before they crush me at my bay. What am I talking about with my backwards a to z? Why the ones who scare me. Redundant there? You'll get K soon at my lair.

All is fine.
The grace of a feline.
A step or two,
Nothing comes due.

Can walk across a table,
And as if in a fable,
Nothing falls off of it.
Unless we decide to give it a hit.

Then comes the one,
That just has fun.
I mean the mutts.
They are a born klutz.

Everything falls.
Even stuff on walls.
They wag that tail.
They are a klutz without fail.

Klutzes knock everything down,
No matter where they are in town.
They break themselves too.
Whacking things for a boo hoo.

They fall and topple over.
They are worse than rover.
Rover is easy to see.
Humans you never know when they'll go klutzy.

Maybe in a car,
They'll send you flying far.
Maybe in a boat,
They'll make it no longer afloat.

Maybe on a train,
They'll crash it into a plane.
That would take skill.
I'd bet of them crashing it more into a hill.

The klutz has a klutz gene?
They sure can make a scene.
They must have something off.
Maybe drank from an infected horse trough?

Is the klutz born that way?
Can be hard to say.
But the klutz does scare.
Hey, at least they can put on their own underwear.

Are you a klutz at your sea? Know anyone that is as klutzy as can be? If one is nuts and a klutz that would scare me more than huge mutts with no nuts. See what I did there? No klutz at my lair. Pat did know one way back when. He was the klutziest person ever times ten. I'll stick to the singing wall bass. At least he'll never knock anything over onto my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.