A Bad Title Day At My Bay!

The cat has seen a few and some were even good too, but their title was trash which made them gone in a flash. I guess titles sure play in with the TV show spin.

A title can make or break,
Even if it is fake.
TV shows know this,
Except the ones that gave the memo a miss.

Go on!
Quite the con.
Go on what?
Fart from a butt?

Terriers was good.
Title was a wtf in any hood.
Hounds on the run?
That wouldn't be fun.

Don't trust the B.... in Apartment 23.
Wow, you sure got wordy at your sea.
But if you swear and can't say it.
You are just a title twit.

Cougar Town.
That may get a frown.
Old women running wild.
Cougars eating a child?

Life on Mars.
Out in the stars?
Nope, here on Earth.
With a shitty ending of no worth.

The Leftovers.
Hmm again referencing rovers?
Taking food home in a doggie bag.
That show must be a drag.

Weeds!
No need to plant seeds.
Gardening on the go.
Or not, as weeds grow.

Bleep My Dad Says.
Whether or not he wears a fez,
If you can't say it,
You're still a title twit.

How to live with your parents(for the rest of your life)
Wow, someone get a big knife.
Chop that sucker apart.
Sure take wordy titles to heart.

Any TV show titles that are just bad to you? Or maybe more misleading at ones zoo. Those are the few that popped on in. I'm sure there are plenty more to give a spin. Maybe the title creators were just out of creative gas? Sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on April 17, 2016 03:00
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